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Discipline
A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster
cast around the upper part of his body. It fit under his shirt
and was not noticeable at all. On the first day of the term,
still with the cast under his shirt, he found himself assigned
to the toughest students in school.
Walking
confidently into the rowdy classroom, he opened the window
as wide as possible and then busied himself with desk work.
The classroom became a bit unruly and he admonished them.
This happened several times.
When
he could do work at his desk, the strong breeze from the window
made his tie flap annoyingly. He kept rearranging and rearranging
the tie as the class raised it's level of unruliness.
Finally,
becoming disgusted with the wayward tie, he stood up and took
a big stapler off his desk and stapled the tie to his chest
in several places.
Discipline
was not a problem from that day forth.
Dictionary
Of Dating
ATTRACTION..... the act of associating horniness with a particular
person.
LOVE
AT FIRST SIGHT ..... what occurs when two extremely horny,
but not entirely choosy people meet.
DATING.....
the process of spending enormous amounts of money, time and
energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don't
especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot
less in the future.
BIRTH
CONTROL..... avoiding pregnancy through such tactics as swallowing
special pills, inserting a diaphragm, using a condom, and
dating repulsive men.
EASY.....
a term used to describe a woman who has the sexual morals
of a man.
EYE
CONTACT..... a method utilized by one person to indicate that
they are interested in another. Despite being advised to do
so, many men have difficulty looking a woman directly in the
eyes, not necessarily due to shyness, but usually due to the
fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.
FRIEND.....
a person in your acquaintance who has some flaw which makes
sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.
INDIFFERENCE.....
a woman's feeling towards a man, which is interpreted by the
man to be "playing hard to get".
INTERESTING.....
a word a man uses to describe a woman who lets him do all
the talking.
IRRITATING
HABIT..... what the endearing little qualities that initially
attract two people to each other turn into after a few months
together.
LAW
OF RELATIVITY..... how attractive a given person appears to
be is directly proportionate to how unattractive your date
is.
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